by girls.
for everyone.
except for you connor, you know what you did.
you did it!
YOU DID IT! YOU FOUND OUR WEBSITE. THIS IS SO EXCITING, AS I’M TYPING THIS I'M LIKE “I WONDER WHO IS GOING TO VISIT THIS SITE” AND IT’S YOU. HURRAY’S GIRL BEER IS A PERFECT LIGHT BEER FOR YOU TO ENJOY WHILE BINGING REALITY TRASH, SLUMBER PARTIES, CLIFF JUMPING, ARSON, ACTS OF WAR, AND SO MUCH MORE! JUST CRACK ONE OPEN WITH THE GIRLS AND LET THE LIGHT AND FRUITY FLAVORS TRANSPORT YOU INTO ANY KIND OF DECISION MAKINg.
what’s inside
AND WHY
WHAT'S INSIDE
The blood of our enemies, the sweat of the Hemsworth Brothers, juice, and beer.
HOW?
R&D’d to be shotgunnable (but don’t overdo it, please, or legal won't let us have fun anymore)
WHY?
Because not everything has to be a fcking seltzer that's why.
WHO?
Not Connor.
LOREM IPSUM
Are you even reading this?
please buy this
(if you are old enough)