F.A.Q

what’s inside

AND WHY

WHAT'S INSIDE

The blood of our enemies, the sweat of the Hemsworth Brothers, juice, and beer.

HOW?

R&D’d to be shotgunnable (but don’t overdo it, please, or legal won't let us have fun anymore)

WHY?

Because not everything has to be a fcking seltzer that's why.

WHO?

Not Connor.

LOREM IPSUM

Are you even reading this?

please buy this

please buy this

(if you are old enough)

i am under 21