Strawberry
Strawberry
Strawberry 1
Strawberry 2

Smells like your favorite chapstick from 2003, and also tastes like your favorite chapstick from 2003. Isn't it fun to enjoy nostalgia without some whiney little rodent in your ear telling you you weren't supposed to eat the chapstick? 

Smells like your favorite chapstick from 2003, and also tastes like your favorite chapstick from 2003. Isn't it fun to enjoy nostalgia without some whiney little rodent in your ear telling you you weren't supposed to eat the chapstick? 

FLAVOR : STRAWBERRY
Pineapple Yuzu
Pineapple Yuzu
Blueberry Lavender
Blueberry Lavender
Mango
Mango
Passionfruit Orange
Passionfruit Orange
Grapefuit Guava
Grapefuit Guava
Strawberry
Strawberry
Tangerine
Tangerine
Strawberry Watermelon
Strawberry Watermelon
Peach
Peach

what’s inside

AND WHY

WHAT'S INSIDE

The blood of our enemies, the sweat of the Hemsworth Brothers, juice, and beer.

HOW?

R&D’d to be shotgunnable (but don’t overdo it, please, or legal won't let us have fun anymore)

WHY?

Because not everything has to be a fcking seltzer that's why.

WHO?

Not Connor.

LOREM IPSUM

Are you even reading this?

flavored light beer

no added sugar

4.2% ALC / VOL

100 calories

shop beer
please buy this

please buy this

(if you are old enough)

i am under 21